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Wheeling Waterfront 7.9
Entrees
Shrimp Salad on Organic Greens w/ side choice
The best shrimp available unless you live by the docks, steamed in that traditional brew, with organic celery, real avocado oil mayonnaise, and our organic scratch made no salt Maryland spice.
$18.00OUT OF STOCKChicken Salad on Organic Greens w/ side choice
Fluffy Butt Farms pasture raised chicken with our special blend of organic herbs and spices, organic green chiles and organic celery in avocado oil mayonnaise, topped with organic Goji berries.
$16.00Italian Sausage Wrap
Pasture raised Berkshire pork from Birch Creek Farmery with a mix of mild Italian spices in a natural casing, cooked in our scratch made organic marinara, wrapped in our scratch made low carb grain free wrap, topped with Grande Cheese Company's Parmesan.
$9.00OUT OF STOCKChilled Peel n Eat Shrimp
6 count of extra large of the finest shrimp available unless you live by the docks. Steamed Baltimore style and coated in our scratch made organic no salt seafood spice, served with our scratch made dipping sauce made from real avocado oil mayonnaise, organic ACV and organic spices.
$12.00Egg Salad on Organic Greens w/ side choice
Pasture raised eggs, organic celery, organic onion, organic basil in real avocado oil mayonnaise.
$12.00OUT OF STOCKEgg Puck Sausage & Cheese
Served chilled for you to heat up tomorrow morning. Each one has two pasture raised eggs from Schwing's Hollow View Farm in Moundsville, ground pork seasoned with our scratch made organic breakfast spice mix, aged real cheddar, organic peppers, and organic red onion.
$5.00OUT OF STOCKEgg Puck No Meat
Served chilled for you to heat up tomorrow morning. Each one has two pasture raised eggs from Schwing's Hollow View Farm in Moundsville, aged real cheddar, organic mushrooms, organic peppers, and organic red onion.
$5.00OUT OF STOCKCrab Salad on Organic Greens w/ side choice
Jumbo lump crabmeat with no additives, organic celery, organic apple cider vinegar, real avocado oil mayonnaise, scratch made organic Paleonardo's seafood spice. Like eating steamed crabs without the mess.
$18.00
Ala Carte Sides
Rainbow Carrot Salad
Organic shredded rainbow carrots, all natural no sugar added pineapple, organic raisins, real avocado oil mayonnaise, and our scratch made organic spice blend.
$5.00Mango Salad
Organic mangoes, organic sweet peppers, organic red onion, organic cilantro, organic lime juice.
$5.00Paleonardo's Slaw
A combination of turnips, daikon, and parsnips in our house made, sugar free “Paleonardo’s Chester Sauce” (based on organic coconut aminos, organic ACV, and organic spices) with organic figs.
$5.00
Drinks
Family Size Please Order 48 Hours Ahead
Bulk Entrees
Ropa Vieja 1 quart
A traditional Cuban dish. Grass fed and finished aged heritage breed Chuck Roast from Birch Creek Farmery simmered for hours in a mix of parsnips, organic olives, organic peppers (color may vary due to availability), organic onion, organic tomato, and organic spices including oregano, cumin, and garlic, along with red wine and organic Kimberley wine vinegar.
$29.00Alcatra 1 quart
A traditional Portuguese dish. Grass fed and finished aged heritage breed Chuck Roast from Birch Creek Farmery slow cooked in a marriage of organic fall spices with organic onions and garlic.
$29.00Chicken Paprikash 1 quart
Flavorful, tender and juicy chicken raised on pasture from Fluffy Butt Farms in a sauce that includes organic coconut cream, & organic paprika, peppers, and tomatoes.
$30.00Chicken Cordon Bleu 1 quart
Fluffy Butt Farms Pasture Raised Chicken with Jones Dairy Farm Uncured No Sugar Ham in a rich sauce made with organic coconut cream, organic Dijon, Parmesan, Gouda, organic arrowroot, and white wine, served over a bed of house made organic riced cauliflower seasoned with organic ground mustard and thyme.
$32.00Chicken Salad 1 quart
Fluffy Butt Farms pasture raised chicken with our special blend of organic herbs and spices, organic onion and organic celery in avocado oil mayonnaise, topped with organic Goji berries.
$32.00Ham Salad 1 quart
Jones Dairy uncured sugar free ham with a blend of organic spices, lightly sweetened with the all natural calorie free allulose, in avocado oil mayonnaise and organic mustard.
$29.00Paleo BBQ Pork 1 quart
Slow cooked pasture raised heritage breed Berkshire pork roast with our house made no sugar added Paleo Barbecue Sauce, which includes our house made no sugar added organic Ketchup and numerous organic additions to make this standard a guilt free comfort food..
$29.00Shrimp Alfredo 1 quart
Oishii shrimp in our Alfredo sauce made with organic coconut cream, Parmesan, Gouda, white wine, and organic arrowroot, served over a bed of organic riced cauliflower seasoned with our organic Italian spice blend.
$36.00Shrimp Salad 1 quart
A healthy version of a classic. The freshest and best tasting shrimp in the world with no additives, steamed in a traditional brew, and mixed with organic celery in avocado oil mayonnaise.
$35.00Tuna Salad 1 quart
We are proud to serve Wild Planet line caught tuna, packed in nothing — no oil, no water, just amazing tuna. Then we add organic celery, organic onion, and our house made organic dill pickles and mix it all in avocado oil mayonnaise
$32.00Bolognese 1 quart
Grass fed AND Grass finished beef, our organic marinara with additions of organic onion, organic carrots, organic garlic, organic oregano, dry red wine, uncured no sugar bacon, organic celery, and a bit of our house made no sugar Chester Sauce. This ground beef is significantly different in taste, texture, and lack of liquid lost from cooking than anything available in any conventional product.
$21.00
Bulk Sides
Sweet Potato Salad 1 quart
Organic Japanese Sweet Potatoes, REAL avocado oil mayonnaise, organic red onions, organic Italian inspired spice mix.
$15.00Broccoli Salad 1 quart
Organic broccoli, aged all natural cheddar, REAL avocado oil mayonnaise, organic raisins, organic wine vinegar.
$15.00Paleonardo's Slaw 1 quart
A combination of turnips, organic daikon, and parsnips in our house made, sugar free “Paleonardo’s Chester Sauce” (based on organic coconut aminos, organic ACV, and organic spices) with organic figs.
$15.00Mashed Sweet Potatoes 1 quart
Organic Japanese Sweet Potatoes, organic Native Forest Coconut Cream (no guar), organic ghee, and an Indian inspired organic spice mix.
$15.00Cauliflower Cheesy "Risotto" 1 quart
Organic cauliflower, organic red onion, organic green chilis, organic Native Forest Coconut Cream Simple, organic spices, all-natural Gruyere and Goat Cheese.
$21.00
Paleo Sundries
Baking Ingredients
Chocolate Chips Allulose (no sugar added)
One pound of Dark Chocolate Morsels sweetened with allulose, a natural rare sugar that is not metabolized and therefore has no calories, no blood sugar impact, and no insulin response, nor does it cause digestive issues. You'd pay $18-$20 per pound at online retailers,
$12.00Allulose 1 lb
Allulose is a rare natural sugar that is not metabolized. It has no calories, no blood sugar impact, and no insulin impact. It behaves exactly like sugar when baking, and It tastes just like table sugar.
$7.75
Cooking Ingredients
Kimberley Organic Chardonnay Vinegar
Kimberley vinegars are the pinnacle, no other brand even comes close. This will elevate any dish, with no added carbs or garbage ingredients. We buy cases of gallons and now offer it to you in lain Jane 12.5 ounce bottles. You'd pay $22 online for the same amount.
$17.00Kimberley Aged Balsamic Vinegar 375 ml
Trained by artisanal vinegar makers in the traditional style, owner Tom Alexander has been crafting Kimberley Balsamic vinegar at his facility since 2000. Using a combination of Kimberley vinegar and grape must (unfermented grape juice), the vinegar is aged in wood barrels for five years. Kimberley Balsamic has a plumy, sweet taste with just the right amount of tang. Sprinkle on green salads, steamed vegetables and grains; drizzle on aged cheeses and seasonal fruits; add to meat dishes and sauces.
$15.00
Whole Desserts & Bulk Baked Goods
Whole Desserts
Paleo Tapioca Cinnamon Vanilla Pudding 1 qt
Organic coconut cream, organic tapioca pearls, organic eggs, and organic spices.
$16.00Paleo Coconut Milk Banana Pudding 1 qt
Organic bananas, organic eggs, organic coconut cream, organic arrowroot, no added sugar.
$16.00Paleo Sweet Potato Pudding 1 qt
Please order 48 hours ahead or more. Organic orange fleshed sweet potatoes, organic coconut cream, organic eggs, organic spices, no added sugar. Packaged in a quart container.
$16.00Paleo Flan 8x8 tray
Please order 48 hours or more ahead Made with Native Forest Organic Simple Coconut Milk, organic eggs, organic spice. The caramel has no added sugar because it is made with allulose and the organic coconut cream.
$32.50Paleo Organic Pumpkin Banana Cake 8x8 tray
$27.50Paleo Chocolate Caramel Brownies 8x8 tray
Please order 48 hours or more ahead.
$32.50Chocolate Chip Cookies Dozen
Guilt free, grain free, nut free, no sugar added chocolate chip cookies will be regularly available through the holidays. They are made with organic tigernut flour (a tuber NOT a nut), pasture raised eggs, organic ghee, organic konjac root, brown sugar allulose (natural no calorie sugar) and allulose sweetened dark chocolate chips. Some say tigernuts increase amorous feelings.
$15.00Chocolate Candies No Sugar Added 10 ct
Guilt free and actually good for you. No sugar added because we use allulose, a natural rare sugar with no calories, and no insulin, blood sugar or digestive impact. 10 pieces are 1/4 lb on average, depending on the filling. You'd pay over $30 for a similar commercially produced products that are not as healthy.
$6.00Sandwich Rolls Grain Free 6 count
Grain free sandwich rolls that don't break apart. Made with Grande Cheese Company's Mozzarella/Provolone, pasture raised eggs, Himalayan Pink Salt, organic avocado oil, and organic tapioca flour. Pack of 4. These are 73% larger than Against the Grain, so ounce for ounce, you save about 10% with us.
$14.00
Special Order
Special Order Please order 48 hours or more ahead
Bleu Cheese Stuffed Figs 10 pcs
Organic figs stuffed with kick butt real bleu cheese. Shockingly delicious flavor combination.
$8.50Shrimp Salad Dip 1 qt
Oishii Shrimp steamed in secret brew and seasoned like Maryland. We chop our Shrimp Salad very fine so it is scoopable.
$38.00Ham Salad as Dip 1 qt
Joyce Dairy Farms uncured no sugar ham, chopped fine in REAL avocado oil mayonnaise and organic mustard, with our house made blend of organic spices.
$31.00Paleo Organic Turkey Stuffing 1 qt
Bet your guests won’t know that this grain free, gluten free, healthy stuffing is not the “normal” type. Organic, celery, organic red onion, organic mushrooms, organic apple, organic figs, organic ghee, organic eggs, organic Tigernut Flour (not a nut, but a tuber).
$26.00Paleo Organic Deviled Eggs 12 pcs
Organic Pasture Raised Eggs, organic mustard, REAL avocado oil mayonnaise ,organic vinegar, organic paprika.
$9.50Peel n Eat Shrimp 2lb before cooking & shelling
Oishii shrimp (read about them on our Partner’s Page) steamed the Baltimore way. 2 lbs before cooking.
$35.00Shrimp Cocktail 2lb before cooking and shelling
Oishii shrimp steamed then shelled and marinated in Kimberley Organic Wine Vinegar. 2 lb before cooking and shelling.
$37.00Crab Balls 20 ct
Like our crabcakes? For your holiday entertaining needs, crab balls. Serve chilled or warmed. Jumbo lump with no additives, pasture raised eggs, organic mustard, real avocado oil mayonnaise, spices, scratch made organic no sugar Chester Sauce.
$25.00